biking, sprinting

I just got back from biking and sprinting.

I made myself a protein shake.

the wife is playing brain age right now while watching world news tonight.

mainstream american news is so terrible. the daily show has more real news than rescuing kitties kare 11 or any other news program.

Screw you video game haters

The star tribune posted this awesome article

A federal judge on Monday struck down a state law aimed at keeping violent video games out of the hands of Minnesota children, saying the state has shown no convincing evidence that children are harmed by them

thank you U.S. District Judge James M. Rosenbaum for protecting our first amendment rights. Mutant league would probably be an M rated game now.

swamp balls

man, its so hot outside, it is like 105 with an 80 dew point. it so hot that when I go outside, my balls swamp up in .02 seconds.

I think I will bike tonight after work.

swamp balls 4 lyfe \m/

Griff

I just got back from lunch from playing griff, first 2 games I was cutting everything off and rolling it out, and also drive serving well.

Noontime Griff

I am going to play griff at noon in 10 minutes.

wiener stuck in train door

I went with my nephew pork chop and my sister and darin to the twins game saturday afternoon. it was a fun time, but I got super bad swamp balls. the wife got mad cause I said I got my wiener caught in the train door once.

twins lost by 2 and left a ton of people on base. radke was terrible in the first 2 innings.

a couple of highlights:

1. I told pork chop was the popcorn trick and an upper decker are

2. pork chop got cotton candy after I faked seeing teh cotton candy guy every 5 minutes

3. pork chop got a wet willy on the train ride back to the purplesaurus rex

4. pork chop and I swung on the swings until I saw a chupacabra in our back yard.