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The russian and the nut kicking

Hello dear friends. Often during racquetball tourneys, I will room with fellow racquetball players. This particular time I roomed with the Snesruds.

Elliot (no, hes not hitler, he didn't have his front teeth). Elliot is emaciated. He mostly eats chicken strips and pizza. Sometimes he will make fettuccine Alfredo for some reason. He eats that shit up.



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The Russian. He's always smokin the doobie, kind of like a russian version of cheech and chong that has a short temper. He loves cheetos and doritoes and monster energy drinks.




Anyways... Elliot and I devised a plan to piss the russian off. Occasionally we conspire to piss the shit out of him for our enjoyment. We lol big time.

Our plan:

We knew the russian would be sleeping when our alarms were to go off, so I brought my video camera and an extra cassette tape to record the annoyance.




While the camera was rolling I kicked him rite in the nuts. That's me loling while tapping his sack with my right foot. Kind of like Gary Anderson, but it wasn't wide right. The cold sunrise was beautiful that fateful nut kicking moarning.

He said FUCK OFF TONY so loud that Elliot poked his toothless face into the room and said LOL DID U GET HIM??? and I said LOL YA. and loled all the way into the city to pwn newbs at racquetball.

Eat Shit

fuck off frec

you asshole nobody gives a shit about you running

Untitled by vinneeee at Garmin Connect - Details

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The Widowmaker

 

Hebrew National Hot Dog
A home made caramel roll
chili
shredded cheese
sour cream

RIP Black Hotdog

One of the cats that we have in our yard was run over during the weekend. Its a sad day for hotdog lovers everywhere.

Are movie theaters going the way of the dinosaur?

With the introduction of streaming HD media to game consoles and camera view torrents of movies, people have less and less incentive to go 'to the movies'.

Seriously, how much does it cost to go to a movie theater now? Let's do some research.


Adult (12 and up) $9.00
Child (Age 2-11) $6.25
Senior (65+) $6.25
Matinee (Before 5:30pm) $6.25
Tuesday Night Discount $6.25


For a family of four, it would cost

9x4 + snax(10 bucks) = 46 bucks + gas

for 2 hours of entertainment during prime time.

6.25x4 +snax(10 bucks) = 35 bucks + gas

for 2 hours of entertainment before prime time.


In the tough economic times, that's a lot of bling.

In contrast, let us run the numbers for netflix on the 360.

assuming you already have a 360, which most of us have, it would cost 9.99 for a whole months movies.

and running the numbers on a torrent

0 (but that's stealing, don't do that kids)

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I will probably send this to stand